Ahhhh….the lessons you learn as a parent. I’m notorious for leaving half-full Diet Cokes around the house. It’s just what I do. I think some part of me is rebelling as my parents used to always yell at us kids for not finishing our sodas. Did anyone else’s parents do that? Anyhow…back to the story. So I went to bed last night and left a half full Diet Coke on the coffee table. I left for work this morning and Mike calls me a little while later. Here’s our conversation:
Mike: No more leaving your Diet Cokes around the house. (Note: That approach may not work. See above honey.)
Janice: Okay, why?
Mike: Your daughter just had Diet Coke for breakfast.
Janice: That’s nice.
Mike: Do you think I should send her to daycare with a Diet Coke just to see what they say.
Janice: That’d be funny.
We hang up. Around 2:30 today Mike goes to pick Ava up from daycare. I get a phone call shortly after that goes like this:
Mike: Seriously honey, you can’t leave your Diet Cokes laying around the house.
Janice: Seriously honey, I heard you the first time. Why…what happened?
Mike: Ava only slept for a 1/2 hour all day and she looks a little crazy.
Janice: Oh no…really?
Mike: Yeah. So you can’t leave your Diet Cokes laying around the house anymore.
Janice: Mike, I heard you the first 2 times. Seriously…I haven’t even been home yet to leave one laying around.
Mike: I’m just sayin’
So here are the lessons I’ve learned today:
- You can’t leave Diet Cokes laying around the house when you have a 1 year old.
- When your husband finally finds something that, for once, isn’t his fault (hee-hee), he’ll remind you of your mistake for the rest of the day.
Maybe it’s just me, but I find this whole thing so humorous.